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Do you want to go to heaven?

Written by admin on February 13, 2008
Categories: Just for fun

Sunday school teacher: “How many of you children want to go to heaven?” veryone raised a hand except one little boy. Teacher to the boy: “Johnny, don’t you want to go to heaven?” Johnny: “I can’t. Mother told me to come home right after Sunday school.”

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Limited fishing

Written by admin on February 13, 2008
Categories: Just for fun

A boy was asked by his Sunday school teacher if he thought Noah did much fishing off the ark? “How could he?” replied the lad. “He only had two worms and there were only two fish.”

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Grandpa’s “drug” problem

Written by admin on February 13, 2008
Categories: Just for fun

My generation just might have been lucky. I had a “drug” problem when I was young, but I turned out all right anyway. • I was drug to church. • I was drug to family reunions. • I was drug out of bed in the early morning. • I was drug by the ears when [...]

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Apology

Written by admin on February 13, 2008
Categories: Just for fun

A very embarrassed woman apologized to her pastor because her husband had gotten up and left the sanctuary during the sermon. “My husband didn’t leave because he disagreed with your sermon,” she said. “Actually, he’s been walking in his sleep since he was a child.

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  • Operation Christmas Child

    Here at Pilgrim Lutheran the PYC (for Pilgrim Lutheran in Christ) is heading up a project to pack shoe boxes for Operation Christmas Child (OCC). A project of Samaritan's Purse, OCC seeks to demonstrate God's love in a tangible way to needy children around the world by providing them with a shoe box of gifts and share the Good News of Jesus Christ.


    Join us in this effort to share Jesus with a child this Christmas.

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